Those Dirty Birds - 07/15/14

  We do stories from time to time about flocks of birds that lite for the evening and make a big mess and a lot of noise.  I've done them myself but I was never actually caught up in one of those messes until one day last week while I was off.
  My family and I were at Centennial Park after dinner.  The kids and I were throwing baseball while my wife checked out the ducks on the lake.  I heard the sound of a large flock of birds and caught a glimpse of them moving from one part of the park to some trees near us.  I told my family it was time to go but before we could get to the car my wife and son had been "decorated."  And then there was my car.  Ewww! 
  It was reminiscent of a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock film in living color. The next time I'm at Centennial Park near dusk, I'm not parking or walking under any trees.

 

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UPS-HOLIDAY HIRING

ATLANTA (AP) -- What can brown do for you? Perhaps put some holiday cash in your pocket. UPS plans to hire up to 95,000 workers to help during the holiday rush. The Atlanta-based company says the positions will include package sorters, loaders, delivery helpers and drivers. Last year, a last-minute surge in holiday shipments drove up the shipper's costs and hurt its bottom line. UPS notes seasonal jobs have long served as a path to a permanent gig.

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DENVER (AP) -- Leave it to the pros -- when making hash oil. That's the issue facing the Denver City Council. Pot is legal in Colorado, which has given rise to homemade cannabis extracts. There have been a number of explosion caused by amateurs using butane or other gases to make the potent pot concentrates. The Denver Post reports a council committee will take up the issue again next week. Under the proposal, some homemade hash oil production would still be allowed using safer methods.

TELLTALE TATTOO

FREDERICK, Md. (AP) -- It's probably not a good idea to rip-off the tattoo parlor where you got your ink. Police in Frederick, Maryland, report the owner of Classic Electric Tattoo recognized a suspect caught on security video. The tattoo shop was broken into and two guns and a several cellphones and other electronics were stolen. The News-Post of Frederick reports the tattoo artist recognized his work on the suspect's forearm. The man was busted last week and is charged with burglary and theft.

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CANDY STOLEN

ALTOONA, Pa. (AP) -- A sweet tooth and a full bladder are now legal issues for a Pennsylvania man. Police in Altoona say a couple saw a man with his pants down peeing outside their home. The couple was leaving their house so the husband could drive his wife to work. When he returned 20 minutes later, he found an open window. The man told officers only Chick-O-Sticks were missing from their candy bowl. Police say 29-year-old Earl Munoz is the man who was relieving himself. According to officers, Munoz had a Chick-O-Stick wrapper in his pocket and two small bags of cocaine. The Altoona Mirror reports Munoz now faces a hearing later this month on a burglary charge.

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