NFL Draft Eve - 05/07/14

We're now only a little more than 24 hours away from kickoff.  I'm not talking about games, although I guess maybe I am.  Lets' face it.  A lot of "games" are played during the NFL Draft.  Teams posturing is a staple of this annual tradition.

The Tennessee Titans held their pre-draft news conference on Tuesday.  If you're looking for headlines, you'll need to look elsewhere.  This isn't general manager Ruston Webster's first rodeo.  He knows better than to reveal too much to the media.  The NFL's top brass has always been nervous of giving too much information, for fear that it will end up in the enemy's (other teams) hands and be used against the Titans.  Those of us in the media laugh.  If a GM raves about a prospective draft pick during the pre-draft gathering, it means the GM isn't going to draft that player.

Really the only time we can take a GM at his word is during the post-draft news conference when the selection has been made and the newest Titan is officially announced by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

 

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DAVID LETTERMAN-CAPITOL GYROCOPTER

NEW YORK (AP) -- David Letterman will soon retire. But he's not letting a juicy target like the U.S. Capitol gyrocopter landing go unnoticed. Last night, on CBS' "Late Show," Letterman did the Top 10 "questions to ask yourself before landing a gyrocopter on the United States Capitol lawn." Here are a few examples:

No. 8, "Should I do this during Secret Service happy hour?"

No. 2, "Should I land somewhere unguarded, like the White House?"

And No. 1, "Will I be the only person who actually did something in Washington today?"

AIR PUMP THEFTS

NEW YORK (AP) -- Some New York City crooks are getting pumped. The NYPD reports they're looking for two suspects in a string of air pump thefts from gas stations in Brooklyn and Queens. Seventeen such incidents have been reported since late December, the latest being earlier this month. Investigators report the pump bandits attach tow chains to snatch the coin-operated air pumps. The pumps can hold up to a few thousand bucks worth of change apiece.

MARIJUANA-BIKE TIRES

DOUGLAS, Ariz. (AP) -- Two Arizona teens are in trouble -- after federal officers say they tried smuggling pot hidden in bike tires. Customs and Border Patrol Enforcement officers report finding a total of seven pounds of marijuana inside the tires. A drug-sniffing dog alerted customs officers as a 17-year-old boy and a 17-year-old girl crossed the border. The bikes were seized. The teens have been turned over to Homeland Security investigators.

CELLMATES-HOLE-DIGGING CHARGES

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- It's no Shawshank Redemption. Two men are charged with digging a hole in a cinderblock cell wall in a western Pennsylvania jail. They didn't get very far. Somerset County Jail Warden Gregory Briggs says the hole was only about four inches wide. Joseph Lee Bockes and Billy Ray Naill now face charges that include institutional vandalism. Authorities didn't file attempted escape charges because the hole was so small. The Somerset Daily American first reported the story.

 
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